Tuesday, 24 November 2009

  • NEW KFC DINNER

    We all remember the "Hillary Meal"---

    small breasts and big thighs. 

    Now, KFC has announced an

    addition to their chicken dinners. 

    It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket. --

    It consists of nothing but

    left wings and assholes.

Saturday, 21 November 2009

  • One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

     

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed shovels and began to throw dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
    stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!


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    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

     

    NOW .......

    Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back,
    and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

     

    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

  • I took this information from an article by Dr. Steve Sjuggerud. It is his analysis of the economic climate and it made a lot of sense to me.

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    ..............Sure, the man on the street feels good when he sees stock prices are up, gold is up, oil is up, etc. It feels like things are getting better. But it's not the truth...

    The truth is the value of the dollar is going down fast. People want to believe differently. They want to believe the creation of money at a record pace by our government is creating wealth. But you don't create wealth on a printing press.

     

    The government's simple goal was to reignite the U.S. real estate market. If you cut rates to zero and make money available, home prices can't fall any more – or so the government thought. The government didn't realize the low rates and money "printing" would lead to higher prices in everything BUT real estate.

    A few years ago (summer of 2005); you would have needed 550 ounces of gold to buy an average house. Today, you need more like 150 ounces of gold. That is a 73% decline in the "value" of real estate.

     

    You'll hear on the evening news that home prices are down by, say, one-third nationwide. But on TV, they never account for the destruction in the dollar. In terms of gold, home prices are down by more than 70%... Wow!

     

    Yes, it takes more dollars to buy gold, oil, and the stock market lately. But don't kid yourself... Don't feel better... You are not any richer. The dollar is just dramatically weaker..............

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Friday, 13 November 2009

  • RECENT VIRGINIA CHURCH

    SERVICE -STIMULUS SERMON

    Genesis 47:13-27

    I would love to give the Pastor of this predominantly black church in Virginia a hug, as well as a high five. This guy is obviously a leader! 

    Perhaps we should each decide who our real leader is...It is amazing to see that very little has changed in 4,000 years.

     

    Good morning, brothers and sisters; it's always a delight to see the pews crowded on Sunday morning, and so eager to get into God's Word.  Turn with me in your Bibles, if you will to the 47th chapter of Genesis, we'll begin our reading at verse 13, and go through verse 27.

    Brother Ray, would you stand and read that great passage for us?

     

    .... (reading)...

     

    Thank you for that fine reading, Brother Ray...  So we see that economic hard times fell upon Egypt, and the people turned to the government of Pharaoh to deal with this for them.  And Pharaoh nationalized the grain harvest, and placed the grain in great storehouses that he had built.  So the people brought their money to Pharaoh, like a great tax increase, and gave it all to him willingly in return for grain.  And this went on until their money ran out, and they were hungry again.

    So when they went to Pharaoh after that, they brought their livestock -their cattle, their horses, their sheep, and their donkey -to barter for grain, and verse 17 says that only took them through the end of that year...

    But the famine wasn't over, was it? So the next year, the people came before Pharaoh and admitted they had nothing left, except their land and their own lives.  "There is nothing left in the sight of my lord but our bodies and our land. Why should we die before your eyes, both we and our land?  Buy us and our land for food, and we with our land will be servants to Pharaoh."  So they surrendered their homes, their land, and their real estate to Pharaoh's government, and then sold themselves into slavery to him, in return for grain.  What can we learn from this, brothers and sisters?

    That turning to the government instead of to God to be our provider in hard times only leads to slavery?   Yes.  That the only reason government wants to be our provider is to also become our master?

     

    Yes.

     

    But look how that passage ends, brothers and sisters!   Thus Israel settled in the land of Egypt, in the land of Goshen...And they gained possessions in it, and were fruitful and multiplied greatly."  God provided for His people, just as always has!  They didn't end up giving all their possessions to government, no, it says they gained possessions! But I also tell you a great truth today, and an ominous one. We see the same thing happening today - the government today wants to "share the wealth "once again, to take it from us and redistribute it back to us.  It wants to take control of healthcare, just as it has taken control of education, and ration it back to us, and when government rations it, then government decides who gets it, and how much, and what kind.  And if we go along with it, and do it willingly, then we will wind up no differently than the people of Egypt did four thousand years ago -  as slaves to the government, and as slaves to our leaders. What Mr. Obama's government is doing now is no different from what Pharaoh's government did then, and it will end the same.  And a lot of people like to call Mr. Obama a "Messiah," don't they?  Is he a Messiah? A savior? Didn't the Egyptians say, after Pharaoh made them his slaves, "You have saved our lives; may it please my lord, we will be servants to Pharaoh"?

    Well, I tell you this -I know the Messiah; the Messiah is a friend of mine; and Mr. Obama is no Messiah!  No, brothers and sisters, if Mr. Obama is a character from the Bible, then he is Pharaoh.

     

    Bow with me in prayer, if you will.

     

    Lord, you alone are worthy to be served, and we rely on You, and You alone.  

    We confess that the government is not our deliverer, and never rightly will be.  

    We read in the eighth chapter of 1 Samuel, when Samuel warned the people of what a ruler would do, where it says "And in that day you will cry out because of your king, whom you have chosen for yourselves, but the LORD will not answer you in that day."  And Lord, we acknowledge that day has come.  We cry out to you because of the ruler that we have chosen for ourselves as a nation.  Lord, we pray for this nation.  We pray for revival, and we pray for deliverance from those who would be our masters. Give us hearts to seek You and hands to serve You, and protect Your people from the atrocities of Pharaoh's government.

     

    In God We Trust...

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

  • Proposed 28th Amendment


    Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, 
    and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the     United States.

     

    Let's get this passed around, folks - these people have brought this upon themselves!!!